I was born right handed. However, due to the rigors of repetitive stress injury over the years, I've become left handed.
My right brain controls my left hand, so it gets kind of mean sometimes. It is not happy about being the "main hand". I still eat right handed, throw balls right handed, all that stuff. But I must use a keyboard and mouse in a left handed way. After a while it rebels, and makes stupid mistakes -- which usually means my right hand must now hit dozens of backspaces.
Such an asshole, my left hand. I've come to distrust everyone's left hands.
My right brain controls my left hand, so it gets kind of mean sometimes. It is not happy about being the "main hand". I still eat right handed, throw balls right handed, all that stuff. But I must use a keyboard and mouse in a left handed way. After a while it rebels, and makes stupid mistakes -- which usually means my right hand must now hit dozens of backspaces.
Such an asshole, my left hand. I've come to distrust everyone's left hands.
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